I won my first "real" racquetball game today.

I'm in a tourney at "The Club" and I had to forfeit my first game because crappy sinus infection garbage.

Today was to be my first game. So I show up at seven all pumped up. I go over to the schedule to see who is playing right now. I read that I was supposed to play at six! WHAT THE >>>> ????!!! Crap, now I'm out of the tourney and I didn't get to play one game.

I go see the manager Tom and he says he's glad to see me because my opponent didn't show up either so I get to advance.

WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!!

So I totally won...